Friday, July 8, 2011

Toothless Dog

"I wonder what Dolly -" our dog's name is Dolly - "would be like without teeth." *slight pause* "Arara," said with her teeth hidden behind her gums, imitating a toothless dog.

I wish I had a video to go along with it, because it was pretty funny.

And I have no idea where in the world it came from. One moment we were talking and she got up to get a drink. She took a moment to stare at Dolly and then blurted the above out.

I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Six Nipples/Title Explanation

No, my sister doesn't actually have six nipples.

Our cat does, though. One day while petting our cat (she's black and white and I creatively named her Oreo), she said: "Just another day with six nipples." She was looking off into the distance, too. I still have no idea why she said that.

I stared at her and laughed until she realized what she had just said. I promised for it to be the title of a book I wrote, but I still haven't quite figured out what the book should be about, so it became this blog instead.

Ta-da?